I gave up making New Year’s Resolutions ages ago. I always made the same one, to lose weight, and I never, ever succeeded. So this year I’m going to resolve to eat more chocolate. This seems like a win-win resolution. I’ve already discovered the best chocolates ever at the Alpine Chocolat Haus in Gaylord, Michigan. I’ve limited myself to three after breakfast, four or five with lunch and unlimited snacking throughout the afternoon.
You see the chocolates don’t have time to stick to my hips or belly. Like other types of addicts I should quickly wither away to skin and bones. Once, years ago, my doctor made me give up chocolate. I cut it out for one month and gained 5 pounds! So if I eat lots of chocolate I should lose weight, right? I’m sure this will work.
After all, don’t we all forget about those resolutions within a week or so?
Do you think I’ll ever forget about chocolate?
I use to go wacko for chocolate then it started triggering migraines. The only chocolate I can eat and not get a migraine is a chocolate Hotess cupcake.
ReplyDeleteMy resolution will be to get a fence built for my dogs so they can get out of the house without me being afraid they will get run over. The next resolution is get back to sewing when I get the dogs out of the house.
I have a 2 1/2 yr old yellow Lab, Casper and his son, Cocoa eight month old chocolate Lab.
Happy New Year and Blessings to You and Yours in 2012.